Emergency Provisions

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   sole21 | 3:21 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Cannibals….

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   Diddims | 3:59 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

   When times are hard, my child goes to work for me…

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   abc | 6:07 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

   it’s a pig, you know…

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   Ghost08 | 10:33 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Scape-goat tees for pedophiles–not cool

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   Midnight Rider | 7:36 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   In case of water landing, the child next to you may be used as a flotation device.

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   Tai | 6:35 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   well, this doesn’t sound so wrong since the ‘child’ it’s actually a PIG… it’s more like cruel, but fun! mwahaha!

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   Eric | 10:36 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

   Not exactly Engrish. Awkwardly phrased, but actually a great tee shirt slogan.

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   Bob | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Unlike many of the others, this one doesn’t appear to be the work of a clueless or malicious translator; I think it says exactly what it’s meant to say and is intended for purchase by people who understand what it means. Essentially the same joke is used (about a dog named Menchi instead of a child) in Excel Saga; one of the ad campaigns for the DVDs was along the lines of “Buy the DVDs, or the Menchi gets it.”

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