Emergency Provisions

posted on 20 Apr 2005 in Adult Engrish

Like when I need a favor from Michael Jackson…

 

Photo courtesy of Joshua Li.

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  1. sole21 | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Cannibals….

  2. Diddims | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When times are hard, my child goes to work for me…

  3. abc | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a pig, you know…

  4. Ghost08 | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Scape-goat tees for pedophiles–not cool

  5. Midnight Rider | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of water landing, the child next to you may be used as a flotation device.

  6. Tai | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well, this doesn’t sound so wrong since the ‘child’ it’s actually a PIG… it’s more like cruel, but fun! mwahaha!

  7. Eric | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not exactly Engrish. Awkwardly phrased, but actually a great tee shirt slogan.

  8. Bob | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlike many of the others, this one doesn’t appear to be the work of a clueless or malicious translator; I think it says exactly what it’s meant to say and is intended for purchase by people who understand what it means. Essentially the same joke is used (about a dog named Menchi instead of a child) in Excel Saga; one of the ad campaigns for the DVDs was along the lines of “Buy the DVDs, or the Menchi gets it.”

  9. tupelo | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My ancestors were the part of the Donner party that made it across the pass…

  10. Jony | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Children, the self transporting snack.

  11. Arvid | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dont get it

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