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Photo courtesy of David Segalchik.
Found in South Korea subway station.

Go light on the basalt…

Photo courtesy of tonbabydc.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

“No, it’s not a pickup line! I really am the custodian of all babe’s hearts!”

From a hospital in China.

Must be a Toronto baseball fan…

Photo courtesy of ‘ftjahjana’.
Shirt found on 7-8 year old.
Unsure of origin – looks like S.E. Asia.

Onions not included…

Photo courtesy of J.J. Hitt.
Dildo made in China.

Do her until she reads.

Photo courtesy of Dan Isbell.
Shirt found in Pyeongtaek, South Korea.

Set your BIOS to Auto-Erection

Photo courtesy of Evan.
Found in a computer case manual.

Proud sponsor of the Olympic Kegel team.

Photo courtesy of Giovanna Fernandez.
Spotted in Seoul, Korea.

A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of groin…

Photo courtesy of Anthony Hopson.
Found at a discount clothes store in Hong Kong.

In the meantime, please wash your hair in the toilet…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Rybak.