November 13th, 2009

I’d rather just flush…

Photo courtesy of Jimmy.
Typo on hotel laundry price sheet.
Should read “suit”.

November 6th, 2009

Fuck Off


Photo courtesy of Leslie W.
Found in Japanese fashion magazine.

October 30th, 2009

Batteries not fucking included…

Photo courtesy of Ewan Brain.
Sign for vibrator at an adult shop in Japan.
Admittedly not ‘Engrish’ by the strictest standards,
but ‘Engrishy’ (out of the ordinary) enough to post here.

October 23rd, 2009

I wouldn’t dream of it…

Photo courtesy of Karrie Chen.
Teapot in a hotel in Xuancheng, China.
Chinese says: “Please don’t boil (burn) dry”

October 16th, 2009

Child’s Shirt

Photo courtesy of Lisa Castellani.
Shirt found on child in China.

September 25th, 2009

Please shit here instead…

Photo courtesy of Shaun Laubman.
Sign found outside restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

September 18th, 2009

In a league of his own…

Photo courtesy of Michael Chou.
Seen in Shinjuku, Tokyo subway station.

September 11th, 2009

Fucking eh!

Taken by yours truly in Harajuku, Tokyo.

September 4th, 2009

300 Shits

Package of paper towels found in Iraq.
Photo courtesy of Mike Masse.

August 28th, 2009

This shit is crazy…

Where’s my goddam chopsticks?

Photo courtesy of Barry Gavin.
Menu found at Korean restaurant in Fukuyama, Japan.

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